On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round.
The other employees are getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was.
They said, ''George, every Saturday you say you may be six minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and golf either right handed or left handed, and always win. What is up with that?
George replies, ''Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy. Every Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife. If she is sleeping on her left side, I golf left handed. If she
''Well,'' one of the employees questioned, ''What happens if she is laying on her back?''
George replies, ''Then I’m six minutes late!”