Monday, May 7, 2018

The Test

Hat Tips: navypatriot and Suzanne

A young Texas boy had one lifelong dream: he wanted to be a lawman.

The kid grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, fast as a mustang.
And he could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he came of age, the young man applied where he always dreamed of working: the County Sheriff's Department.

After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's final examination..

The Chief Deputy said,

"You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot; so far your qualifications all look perfect.  Only one test left now. . You have to pass our "Attitude Suitability Exam", before you can be accepted. We don't let just anyone carry our badge, son."

Sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief Deputy told him to,
"Take this pistol, go out and shoot:
six illegal aliens,
six defense lawyers,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
six liberal Democrats,
and a rabbit."

Puzzled, the applicant asked, "Why would I shoot the rabbit?"

"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

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