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Welcome to Leftist
College. As a student at our prestigious institution, you will be
required to comply with all of our rules, written as well as unwritten.
Each of you has by
now been issued a dictionary of permitted words. Words not found in the
approved dictionary are forbidden.
Our Guidance Counselor, Melissa!
Each year, the
student dictionary has been revised so as to contain fewer words than the
previous edition. These redacted revisions serve two purposes. One
is to avoid newly fashionable trigger words that in prior years were considered
acceptable but now are tools of verbal aggression by white racist bigot
homophobe (lengthy list redacted) Neanderthals. Those words have been
excised from the approved vocabulary.
The other purpose is
to avoid words that students educated in public schools used to understand but no
longer do. Warning: Not all the words in the approved dictionary are
spelled according to white racist homophobic (lengthy list redacted)
Neanderthal standards, so if you do not find a word right away, ask some
students who were educated in public schools to find them for you.
If it happens that
you are found guilty of violating any one of our voluminous, byzantine rules,
you will be afforded the opportunity to be rehabilitated. The process
consists of several steps.
First, you must
recant whatever words or actions you committed that violated one or more of the
Second, you must
apologize. The apology must be sincere. It must be both written and
spoken. Spoken words will be recorded on video and analyzed for any hint
of insincerity, no matter how well disguised that insincerity is. Tears
and wailing are helpful.
We protect our students from troublemakers!
If the apology is
acceptable, then the punishment phase begins. Punishments do not involve
any physical violence, which we abhor. They do involve copious amounts of
public humiliation and shame.
After the punishment
phase, the violator will be judged according to his race. Needless to
say, after the punishment phase, whites will be expelled, even if they can
prove their innocence. It doesn't matter. Whiteness equals guilt.
There is no
defense. To be accused is to be guilty. Complaints that no rules
were violated are futile, since new rules are created on the spot, are
retroactive, and are tailored to the hurt feelings of whoever makes the