Monday, July 30, 2018

Make her feel like a WOMAN!

Hat Tip: karinsue1

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful and things went from bad to worse when a wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, "I'm too young to die!"

Then she yelled, "If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"  

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the cowboy from Montana stood up in the rear of the plane.  

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time, muscles rippled. No one moved. He removed his shirt.

She gasped...

Then, he spoke...

"Iron this -- and then get me a beer"!

#Gentlemen, not recommended for those who value quality-perhaps even LENGTH-of life!

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