Thursday, June 28, 2018
Old Men Have Needs
Hat Tips: navypatriot and Suzanne Eovaldi
A 76-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a Few seats away. She's so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.
After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.
Before the man can apologize, the girl looks him in the eyes and says in a sultry tone: "I'll do anything you'd like. Anything in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how crazy, I'm game."
The mans jaw drops and is completely stunned.
She continues, "I want $100, and there's one condition.
You have to tell me what you want in just three words."
The man takes a moment to think about this offer from the beautiful woman. Then he whips out his wallet and puts ten $10 bills in her outstretched hand.
He looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly....
"Paint my house."
Our needs change as we get older.
Ed. An old joke but still a good one; and, unfortunately, quite true.