The kid grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, fast as a mustang.
And he could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he came of age, the young man applied where he always dreamed of working: the County Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's final examination..
The Chief Deputy said,
Sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief Deputy told him to,
"Take this pistol, go out and shoot:
six defense lawyers,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
six liberal Democrats,
and a rabbit."
Puzzled, the applicant asked, "Why would I shoot the rabbit?"
"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"