8:00 I made a snowman.
|Ho, Ho, Ho!|
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot noses, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.....
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman must wear a burqa
8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, pervert, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices... my children are taken away by social services