Saturday, May 26, 2018

The Long Red Light


Hat Tip: karinsue 1

I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, thinking about what I would do to keep busy during retirement, minding my own business and patiently waiting for the light to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.

An old Nissan full of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
OOOPS!

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man?..that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver!


5 comments:

  1. Yeah, while you're spinning a Trumped up fantasy, here is the reality from people who take such nonsense at all seriously.

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/25/man-rants-muslims-pulls-knife-students-florida-mcdonalds-cops/644201002/

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    1. Is it non-sense when your country and way of life are being overthrown and attacked everyday? It's long past time the 'knives' should have come out. A modern Tripoli moment is overdue.

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  2. There are plenty of prison cells waiting those of you who commit such crimes.

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    1. @Russell,

      Though I appreciate your reading The Coach's Team I can't help but believe you would be happier and more comfortable with the pages of Move-On or the Huffington Post. There you will find the sort of tripe which appeals to people with no sense of humor and no appreciation for the reality of terrorism and the despicable religion of submission.

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  3. Russell...you won't be around to find out what happens.

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