Friday, April 20, 2018

The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls


Hat Tip: Wendy Gilmore-Pollak 

Single female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. 

I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play.

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. 

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

Rub me the right way and watch me respond.


I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me

Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."


Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight week-old Labrador retriever.


Ed.  At my age I'd have more fun with the puppy.


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