On the second day, He had the movers come and collect his things.
On the third day, He sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by
Candle-light; he put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound
Of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of wine.
When he'd Finished, he went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten
Shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow center of the curtain Rods.
Month later - even though they'd cut their price in half - they couldn't Find a buyer for such a stinky house. Word got out, and Eventually even the local realtors refused to return their Calls.
Finally, unable to Wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from
The bank to purchase a new place.
He agreed, and Within two hours her lawyers delivered the completed Paperwork.
A week later the Woman and her boyfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home ...... And to spite the Ex-husband, they even took the curtain rods!