Thursday, August 31, 2017

CURTAIN RODS



HAT TIP: SUZANNE

From Lock Piatt

On the first day, He sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and Suitcases.

On the second day, He had the movers come and collect his things.

On the third day, He sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by
Candle-light; he put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound
Of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of wine.

When he'd Finished, he went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten
Shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow center of the curtain Rods. 


He then cleaned up The kitchen and left.

On the fourth day,  The wife came back with her new boyfriend, and at first all was Bliss.

Then, slowly, the House began to smell.  They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and Airing-out the place  Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned

Air fresheners  Were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas Canisters, during which time the two had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.. Nothing Worked!

People stopped Coming over to visit.  Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid Quit.

Finally, they Couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they had to move, but a
Month later - even though they'd cut their price in half - they couldn't Find a buyer for such a stinky house. Word got out, and Eventually even the local realtors refused to return their Calls.

Finally, unable to Wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from
The bank to purchase a new place.


Then the ex called The woman and asked how things were going. She told him the saga of the Rotting house. He listened politely and said that he missed his old home Terribly and would bewilling to reduce his divorce settlement in exchange For having the house.  Knowing he could have no idea how bad the smell Really was, she agreed on a price that was only 1/10 th of what the house Had been worth ...

But only if he would sign the papers that very Day.

He agreed, and Within two hours her lawyers delivered the completed Paperwork.

A week later the Woman and her boyfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home ...... And to spite the Ex-husband, they even took the curtain rods!

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?




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OBAMA AND KIM JUNG UN: TWO PEAS IN A POD



Hat Tip: Navypatriot; Suzanne Eovaldi

North Korean Humor...
 
Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general.  


This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership.

He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a military platoon.

So he is made the "Beloved Leader" Of North Korea.

Terrific!

Oh nuts!  I'm sorry...

I just remembered that we did the same thing. 


We took an arrogant phony community organizer, who had never worn a uniform, never ran so much as an ice-cream stand, and made him Commander-in-Chief.

A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget, or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and we made him "Beloved Leader" of the United States - Twice!

So if you think North Koreans are stupid...

I'm sorry I brought this up...never mind! 





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Confederate Flag Sales Booming After Removal Of Monuments



The following article appeared on actionnewsjax.com on August 26th

By Bob D. Angelo

Despite the controversy over monuments and the deadly rallies in Charlottesville, Virginia, there has been a surge in the sale of Confederate flags, CBS News reported.

Belinda Kennedy, owner of the Alabama Flag & Banner shop in Huntsville, Alabama, said sales have been brisk. She said sales spike even more “dramatically within in the last 24 hours,” since an interview about the shop was published at AL.com


“What's really pushing sales [now] is removal of the monuments,” said Kennedy, who opened her shop in 1985. “The general feeling I get from customers that call and email is that they are just pushing back at people who are trying to revise our history. I think as long as that's in the news,” demand will continue.

Most U.S. flag makers stopped producing Confederate flags two years ago, CBS News reported, when sales surged after Dylann Roof went on a shooting rampage at a church in Charleston, South Carolina. Roof, convicted of killing nine people, was sentenced to death in January.

Annin Flagmakers stopped making the Confederate version after the shootings, Mary E. Repke, senior vice president of sales and marketing, told CBS News in an e-mail. They were a tiny portion of sales and went primarily to Civil War re-enactors, she added.

"Flags are very powerful symbols, and clearly this flag has become a symbol of a negative aspect of our country's past," Repke said. "For some people, it represents something very negative and hateful."

"To me, removing monuments and flags is not a solution," Kennedy told CBS News. "If the intent is to combat racism, that's clearly not going to do it, because we did all that two years ago shortly after [Roof] shot all those poor innocent people in the church. And I think we have a bigger racial divide than what we did two years ago."




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