lawmakers are encouraging the state to be undead-ready by passing a
resolution declaring October to be "Zombie Preparedness Month."
The state House voted Thursday to approve House Resolution 0030, which calls for October to be declared "Zombie Preparedness Month" as a bid to encourage the state's residents to be prepared for more realistic natural disasters.
"If the citizens of Illinois are prepared for zombies, than they are prepared for any natural disaster; while a Zombie Apocalypse may never happen, the preparation for such an event is the same as for any natural disaster," the resolution reads.
- Citizens should have supplies on hand, which may include, water, food, medications, tools, electronics, sanitation and hygiene, clothing and bedding, important documents and first aid...
- Weapons. And ammo.
And perhaps rightly so! For the dumbing down of society has become a vitally important feature in the left’s assault on individual liberty. Those of us who have attained Social Security age are hard pressed to believe that today’s kids could pass the High School courses we took 50 years ago. Shakespeare? Midsummer Night’s Dream? Not likely. Today’s NEA members are told to instruct the proper method of placing condoms on cucumbers and other really, really important stuff.
So by all means, lets treat the people of Illinois like the brainless oafs their elected officials hope they've become. After all, these political constituents voted twice for Hussein and once for Hillary. How friggin' smart can they be! Ed.