Friday, March 31, 2017

Trump sends Moochelle a Bill for her Thieving Ways as First Lady


by Gene Tierney

Michelle Obama was just sent a mind blowing bill by President Donald J. Trump for ELEVEN BILLION DOLLARS, to repay the American people for all of the money she and her family blew through during their eight years in the people's home, our WHITE HOUSE.  "The Obama family will never be able to pay" this bill, says the computer generated narrator on TheTrumpBreakingNewsNetwork.net who is calling the former first lady the most outrageous spender of all of America's first ladies! The Obama family spent a whopping TEN BILLION on their vacations, food, clothing, liquor, and cigarettes alone, according to the TBNN.  These enormous expenditures came to light after a White House budget audit recently was completed by the new administration.  
I got away with it!

Other costs to US Taxpayers included money for 214 personal assistants for Michelle, 32 White House gardeners, 11 dog walkers for the Obama animals and charges for Mrs. Robinson, the former first lady's mother, for duties performed as "daycare provider." Mrs. Robinson is also reported to be receiving-or eligible to receive-nearly $200,000 yearly pension payout by taxpayers. Transportation costs incurred for fuel, maintenance and depreciation must also be paid by the Obamas even though these items are repossessed:  four yachts, planes, boats (not specified in vid), two limousines.

"That money belongs to the American people," says the TBNN narrator.  "Her disgraceful spending" will be repaid or the Obama family could be facing liens on their properties and/or garnishment of pensions or worse.  TBNN quotes Sean Spicer assistant "Karen" as providing these astonishing details.  Noted here should be the recent reports that Melania Trump's office of the first lady has undergone a drastic downsizing of now only having three employees. (Yes, the traditional White House Easter Egg Roll is happening this year.)  President Trump is donating his $400,000 yearly salary to a charity, which according to some reports, will be named by the media at a future date. 
In her "I wish I'd been a Supreme" period.

This explosive video concludes with an admonishment that Barack Obama's eight years as America's first black president "caused the worst unemployment this country has ever seen!"  The exorbitant amount in expenditures by the Obamas should have been put to use to retrain and re-employ many of the out of work Americans. "She decided she should keep it, but it belongs to the American people."  Former Democrat First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton had to return items loaded into the Clinton moving vans when they vacated the White House.  For further information, go to or cliq on www.trumpbreakingnewsnetwork.net and select this video.

Wouldn't it be nice if this story were true!!!  God knows, the free-spending Michelle deserves to be billed for the countless tax dollars she went through on her numerous, ultra-luxurious vacations. Of course, Barack thought it was MORE than worth the price as he always stayed at home! And the fact that Moochelle wasn't spending any of HIS money-stolen or otherwise- made it all the more enjoyable!

But unfortunately, the story is a scam, a fake, a prank—an outright lie. I’ve included the link to a piece by SNOPES, not the most unbiased of sites to say the least, but in this case at any rate, accurate in calling the story a hoax. 

The following are links to youtube and thelastlineofdefense. Each site has presented phony claims about the bill ostensibly sent Moochelle. 


Well, we can dream, can't we?   Ed.


Profiling Strollers



 I'll bet most TCT readers thought we were kidding when the picture of a heavily armed baby stroller was posted on the site yesterday. Well it wasn't a joke!   Ed.

 From the Second City Cop website of 3/28

The ACLU will be all over this, complaining that the CPD is targeting babies:

A woman was charged after police found a loaded rifle wrapped in blankets in a stroller she was pushing and a handgun with extra ammunition tucked into a diaper bag early Monday in the Back of the Yards neighborhood.

Police were monitoring cameras in the area of 45th and Wood streets because of gunfire there about 11 p.m. Sunday and saw two women enter a house about 2:15 a.m. - one carrying a backpack and the other a bag - and leave with a stroller about five minutes later. 








  • Those officers asked officers on the street to "conduct an investigatory stop," which they did in the 4500 block of South Hermitage Avenue, about a block from where the women were first seen.

    After asking if there were any weapons in the stroller, which was covered, one of the women said yes. Inside, officers found a Mossberg Model 472 30-30 rifle with two rounds and a spent shell casing wrapped in blankets. Police also found a Smith and Wesson 9mm with 15 live rounds, an extra magazine (loaded with 15 live rounds), an extra magazine and a box of 9mm ammunition in a diaper bag that was on the stroller's seat. 
  • And when the gangs start targeting other gang bangers pushing strollers, but manage to kill a bunch of infants, we're sure the "community" will be upset and wonder why the police didn't do anything.  


The stroller which appeared on Thursday's Coach's Team is pictured above. The latest model, complete with mini gun and 1000 rounds of ammunition will no doubt be on the market soon.  A Rahm Emanuel Signature, probably.   Ed.

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Easter Sunday Brings a New Model Stroller to Chicago



Courtesy of the Second City Cop website. SCC should be part of your regular, internet viewing day.

Look for this new, safer way to take your little one for a walk in the increasingly dangerous streets of Chicago. 


And We Thought Blond Females Were Dumb!

Hat Tip to Jerry Todd

Finally, it just had to come to this sooner or later!

Blond Men

A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo? "He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."

A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope, "DO NOT BEND ." He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A blond man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" asks the doctor.
"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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A blond man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet."Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks."Hanging myself," the blond replies.
"The rope should be around your neck," says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
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An Italian tourist asks a blond man: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blond man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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 A friend told the blond man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blond man answered, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asks, "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says, "We'll lie and say we only found two."

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 A woman phoned her blond neighbor man and said, "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. 
 The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
 To which the blond man replied, "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday.”