Monday, November 14, 2016

WHERE'S KENNETH



I wish I were clever enough to have created this brief post but I am not. I copied it to a Microsoft page some days ago, but forgot to mark down the source. In any event, please enjoy.


Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk, she offers to take questions.

One little boy puts up his hand. “I’m Kenneth," he says.

And what is your question, Kenneth?" Hillary asks.

I have three questions," he says.

“First, whatever happened in Benghazi? Second, why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts? And third, whatever happened to the missing six-billion-dollars while you were Secretary of State?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary smiles and tells the kids that they will continue after recess. When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

Johnny puts his hand up.

Hillary points to him.
"I have two questions", he says.

"First, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?" And second, -- Where's Kenneth?

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